I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Randomize
