mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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