Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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