i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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