the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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