How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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