I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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