My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Randomize
