another moral hangover. fuck.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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