I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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