The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize