The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
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