do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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