Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Randomize
