No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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