Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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