yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
this is an emotional support booty call
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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