Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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