im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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