North Korea, Best Korea!
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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