its not stalking. its research.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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