the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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