Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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