I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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