imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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