oh god the rape fog is back!
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
They have beer where we have blood.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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