This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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