What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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