Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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