thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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