I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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