dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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