What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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