Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
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