we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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