its not stalking. its research.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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