your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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