I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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