Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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