i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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