y did u give ur computer a hand job?
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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