So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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