who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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