she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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