sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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