i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
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