Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
