we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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