Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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