I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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