thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
