why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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