Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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