Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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